The People magazine renetly reported that American actress Jessica Simpson’s movie ‘Blonde Ambition’ is going to be released in the theatres at Texas on 21st December, 2007. Initially it was pressumed that only the DVD version of the movie will be launched starightaway in January next year. The production company in charge of the release of this so-called porn movie said,
It is being released in this crowded marketplace in eight theaters in Texas The reason we chose Texas is the two stars are from Texas: Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson. As an independent studio, we, as a rule, don’t have major wide releases. It’s a very common release practice for independent studios.
The production house is immensely excited about the outcome of this movie and has promised not to disappoint Jessica fans across the world. ‘Blonde Amition’ is jokingly considered as a cinematic masterpiece in the actress’s film career. To add to the ridicule, subsequent to this report, people are mockingly speculating about Jessica’s Oscar nomination next year.
The same production company has completed another film with the American pop/country singer/actor, Jessica, which is named ‘Major Movie Star’ and is slated for release in 2008.
There is a general discontent among the people of Texas, as they are reluctant to sacrifice an additional screening of the movie ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’ for this Jessica film. They unanimously opine that this film should be screened only for the perverted minds in pornographic theatres.
Source: dlisted
